Don’t hesitate to send a woman my way who:
Laughs at my jokes
Admires my child like affection for Lil B the Based god
Appreciates the things that of which are swagged out
Is understanding of the fact that I’m much cooler on the internet than I am in real life
And likes breakfast for dinner.
1 and 5 are pretty much the most important.
*flips pancakes at 7:00PM*