simply-surviving1094:

I love being black, but sometimes other black people make us look bad.
A HUGE example would be ratchets.(you know who you are)
For those who don’t know what that is, it’s a nappy black girl that wears obnoxious clothing, riddled with piercings, wears cheap acrylic nails, with an obnoxious personality.
If you don’t know what “nappy” means, then I suggest you stop reading.

Anyway, they go around acting loud and aggressive, and honestly, it’s just sad.
And we wonder why black men are losing interest! No guy wants a girl that dresses like she fashioned her clothes out of unicorn shit, and is always loud and over bearing! I mean, they just sound so ignorant!
“Nigga! The fuck you think I am?!”
A crazy bitch, that’s what!
Calling your boyfriend a “broke ass nigga that ain’t know shit” is the perfect way to make sure you never date again.
So first, change the attitude! It’s appallingly unattractive! If he wanted that, he’d date an angry monkey!

Another thing! If you’re going to get a weave, get a GOOD one! I can’t believe it when I see girls walking around with their tracks showing! It’s such a dirty look! And worst of all, everyone knows its SUPER fake, and you look like a rejected raggedy Ann doll! God damn! It’s crazy! That’s the worst!
And fake eyelashes! We all know they ain’t yours, so whats the point in wearing them?! Same goes for eye contacts! Bitch, we all know your eyes aren’t fucking purple! Especially when you dark as night!! Take that shit off!

Tattoos.
Why? Why? Why? Why? WHY?!? I see girls walking around with fucking spongebob or some shit tatted on! You do realize you’re going to get OLD one day, right?! Spongebob’s gonna sag girl! And I absolutely HATE it when girls get a tramp stamp of their own name! What, you forget your name occasionally? Do you like having a permanent name tag above your ass? It’s not cute! It’s stupid!
And if you’re gonna wear shorts, fine, but don’t do it if you’re fucking fat! Lose some weight! Nobody is going to look at that cellulite and think “Aye that’s cute.” Don’t squeeze yourself into clothes that aren’t flattering on you! Damn it! There’s other ways to dress that can make you beautiful, but shorts that look like thongs are NOT one of them! On anyone for that matter!

And oh good god, don’t wear so much damn make up! The fake hair, the fake eyes, fake nails, the fake face! If you get a steady boyfriend and they see you without your “face” and they don’t recognize you, or worse, scream, then obviously you’re doing too much! Work with what God gave you! The closer to natural the better! No guy wants to dread rolling over and seeing what you look like without all that mess.

I hate girls who try to literally fight guys. You stupid fucking bitch! He’s a MAN! With fucking muscles and testosterone and chest hair! He’ll put you in the HOSPITAL!!! No girl stands a chance against a grown ass man! Why are you so aggressive? If he really pisses you off, walk away! Don’t get up all in his face, yelling empty threats! You look like an idiot! I hope he breaks your nose! Shit.

All I’m trying to say is: Act like a fucking woman!
Be soft and sweet but tough when the time calls for it. Don’t be all crazy and suspicious of everything he does, because it only highlights how insecure you are! Don’t be so manly. It’s gross. Keep yourself up. No nappy weaves, no horridly clashing colors, or big ass earrings and 100 bangles. Don’t wear nails that look like talons! All that stuff just makes you unapproachable. Smile more for gods sake! You’re a girl! You’re not supposed to be fronting like you’re a gangster. And lastly, be natural! Black women are beautiful just the way they are! Believe that please! Because it’s true!

Anyway, I just had to rant about that. I’m repping my people, and I want to be proud! I don’t want to see all my girls acting ghetto. Makes me sad.
So hopefully, some of you guys will take my words and make a few adjustments. It’s only meant to help.

I don’t know where the fuck to begin. I may come back or post a full reply to this bullshit ass post, but I’m too. fucking. tired.

I will say, I think it’s hilarious that the OP’s bullshit post all boils down to getting a man.

Is….. that essentially all your life is about? 

Girl, get the fuck.